Monday, December 15, 2008

Grabbag Monday (Big Surprise, huh?)

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I Think That Was The Carriage Turing Back Into A Pumpkin
Wow, the Arizona Cardinals really stink up the joint Sunday. I'm thinking that since they clinched the playoffs, they're practicing the Wishbone Offense or some other weird shit to spring on their playoff opponents. In the meantime, the 12 shades of fucking asshole Dallas Cowboys beat up on the Giants. At least the G-Men got a few good shots on Romo. My fantasy team won its playoff game, convincingly even. I know a certain Brown socks and yellow adult-diaper Bostonite that is seething with jealousy!

To The Dude Be-Bopping Around Walmart Buying A Toilet Plunger Acting Like He's Some Kind Of Rap Star
Dude. Seriously. You're in Walmart. With a toilet plunger. I was cooler than you in any of my goofy pictures on Facebook. Even this one.

5 comments:

mike said...

Dude, don't be hatin' on me and my plunger. I took it home and Bedazzled it, you know, BLING BLING!

Dr Zibbs said...

This is the dude in Walmart and I'm gonna kick your ass.

Gotcha! It's me. Dr Zibbs.

Oh yeah. You were scared.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Look at it this way, dude: you could be a Packers fan (like I was until this season started).

moooooog35 said...

That last picture puts a whole new spin on the "banana in the tailpipe" routine.

dhc said...

Ooooh, TIMJ, hatin' on the Pack...not cool. I mean I AM a Packer, er, a JETS, er, no, a PACKER fan myself...Go Jetpack?