Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Grabbag Tuesday

Millimeters of Snow Blanket Western North Carolina
In all fairness, the lack of ability to clear the roads here does make for very slippery roads, much slipperier than in NY where the roads already have salt and sand on them from the frequent snow. That said though, it's comical how everyone rushes to the store to buy milk and bread. I'm talkin' gallons of milk and loaves of bread. I don't get it. It's supposed to be in the 50's by Thursday. What are you supposed to do with a shitload of milk and bread in 2 or 3 days? Also, schools don't factor in snow days into the school calendar like they do in NY, so nobody really wants to close. The college I teach at is on a delayed opening. Again. So I'm going to have to go in late and teach my one shortened class. Man it's tough teaching college.

Letters to my Brother-In-Law and Nephew
Because Coolmomma's hubby and son are die-hard Steeler fans, I'm mailing out a harrassing letter a day until the Super Bowl. The first goes out today. It's an invitation to the Arizona Cardinal Victory Party at my house following the game. Tomorrow I'm sending this.

Here's a typical Steeler fan on February 1, 2009, the day the Cardinals crush the Steelers in Super Bowl XLII.
Waaaaaaaahhh! The Cardinals are so much better than us!!! Waaaaaahhhh!

I know, I am mature, huh?

4 comments:

moooooog35 said...

Are there really cardinals in Arizona?

I figured there'd just be vultures and trailer people and shit.

dhc said...

Moooooog35, don't forget the tent prisons with prisoners in pink jumpsuits....

Jackson said...

The Steelers don't lose Super Bowls, but then again, the Cardinals don't play in them, so, uh.....

coolmomma said...

Dude, You will be eating your words in one week!