Monday, August 10, 2009
This Cash for Clunkers thingie - sheer brilliance! I've been advocating greener car manufacturing here at ECV for years*, and while CFC takes gas guzzlers off the road and replaces them with more fuel efficient vehicles, that's not what's so brilliant about it. Many of you whine-asses have opposed my stance, saying,"Wah, it's my constitutional right, Mathdude, to waste as much gas as I can buy! You can look it up - it says so in the Declaration of Independence, right after the part about me owning enough Uzis to overthrow Pennsylvania!!!" At least that's the gist of your arguments from some of you, but I won't go into names here. *cough Mike cough*
Anywho, the real genius here is the name "Cash for Clunkers". The term clunker has made owning a gas guzzler about as cool as owning an 8-track player. If I had been elected president, I would have mandated all new vehicles get at least 30 MPG. This would probably have sent you D-baggers, I mean, Teabaggers, or whatever you Tea Party morons call yourselves, into a tizzy. By doing it this way, all you hear about on the news or in commercials is clunkers clunkers clunkers clunkers, and everyone's thinking Gas Guzzler = POS. No way Bush would ever would have thought of this.
Thanks, But No Thanks
Does anybody know who these Followers on Google are? Who the hell is Lisbon Man Escort, and why is he/she even remotely interested in Eating Chicken Vindaloo**? I hardly post more than Falwless does. And these others who follow thousands of blogs, what's up with that? I don't get it. And the Chinese(?) dude who commented here, WTF?
*Well, maybe once or twice before the election anyways.
**Besides it being 12 Shades of Awesome!