Absolutely Brilliant
This Cash for Clunkers thingie - sheer brilliance! I've been advocating greener car manufacturing here at ECV for years*, and while CFC takes gas guzzlers off the road and replaces them with more fuel efficient vehicles, that's not what's so brilliant about it. Many of you whine-asses have opposed my stance, saying,"Wah, it's my constitutional right, Mathdude, to waste as much gas as I can buy! You can look it up - it says so in the Declaration of Independence, right after the part about me owning enough Uzis to overthrow Pennsylvania!!!" At least that's the gist of your arguments from some of you, but I won't go into names here. *cough Mike cough*
Anywho, the real genius here is the name "Cash for Clunkers". The term clunker has made owning a gas guzzler about as cool as owning an 8-track player. If I had been elected president, I would have mandated all new vehicles get at least 30 MPG. This would probably have sent you D-baggers, I mean, Teabaggers, or whatever you Tea Party morons call yourselves, into a tizzy. By doing it this way, all you hear about on the news or in commercials is clunkers clunkers clunkers clunkers, and everyone's thinking Gas Guzzler = POS. No way Bush would ever would have thought of this.
Thanks, But No Thanks
Does anybody know who these Followers on Google are? Who the hell is Lisbon Man Escort, and why is he/she even remotely interested in Eating Chicken Vindaloo**? I hardly post more than Falwless does. And these others who follow thousands of blogs, what's up with that? I don't get it. And the Chinese(?) dude who commented here, WTF?
*Well, maybe once or twice before the election anyways.
**Besides it being 12 Shades of Awesome!
7 comments:
Not at all opposed to higher MPG standards. Shoulda been done long ago. $4 Billion for this program? Absolutely insane to be spending this dough. Same with the ridiculous healthcare plan and it's deficit dogpile. Let the economy recover and readdress then. The madness MUST stop.
Um, wrong, wrong, and ... uh ... wrong.
Tell you what, let's let Pampdog settle it for us...
Oh that's right, I forgot you were one of those that thinks credit cards are 'Free' money vs. debt that has to be paid back. Need money to buy people cars so they’ll vote for you next time? No prob’s, we’ll just print it up!
Aren't you supposed to be the mathematician? Why not shore up SS? You’re the one who won’t get high speed internet on the basis of frugality, yet you actually think this is a good idea?
Why not do ANYTHING that involves SAVING money vs spending it for once? And you libs thought Bush was nuts. Not to be outdone I guess. You’re taking things to a whole new level with these economic policies. I can hear Barney Frank whine all the way here in Georgia, “Not fair, Bush spent all the money so there’s none left for us to spend”. PRESBO: “That’s okay Barney, we’ll fire up the presses and make some more.”
I thought I was the one who did all the drugs in HS. Wait a minute, is the GTrain bringing home some of that Michael Jackson shit for you perhaps?
The only legitimate way to get rid of a clunker is to park it in Buffalo Soldier Field parking lot. If anybody should know this, it is you.
I love how Presidents Reagan, Bush, and Bush spend generations worth of taxes and yet a Dem wants to spend a couple billion...
The CFC program is, what, .031 days worth of occupation of Iraq, which had McCain been elected, we'd have no end in sight.
I think that Asian person got us all. How freaking annoying!
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